This blog is brought to you today by the crazy things my kids say. The crazy things they ask, and the the crazy responses I sometimes get from them when I ask them a question. If I have any advice to give it is to write down what your children say. I would have books and books by now and be filthy rich! LOL. One thing I remember is my number four child (he is now 20) use to ask for chocolate milk by saying, 'can I have rabbit the cup?'. Because of the Nestle Quick rabbit on the front of the carton.
Here are the other ones I can remember. I cannot remember exactly which one of my 8 kids asked me these so not sure who to give the credit to. I just warn you...wait until this ride comes to a complete STOP. Keep hands and legs inside at ALL TIMES. HOLD ON AND HAVE FUN!
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs?
What is Satan's last name? (my five year old asked me this just last week). My answer? ask me!
Are people buried with their braces on?
How far East to you go before you start heading West? (this is from my 11 year old)
Grape flavor smells nothing like grapes.....(from my 8 year old...a very good observation I might add)
When does partly cloudy become partly sunny?
Why do we say skate on thin ice? I answered, why to you always get in hot water?
Why do you say beans, beans the magical fruit? Beans are a vegetable (again my 11 year old)
How can laughter be the best medicine when people die laughing?
Why do prison buses have emergency exits (this is my 8 year old, I have to watch out for him).
How do you hand cuff a one armed man? (again my 8 year old)
There are so many more, but the one that takes the cake is the one from my 5 year old who asked me just last night....
Am I healthy enough for sexual activity?