Single Womans Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, (can I get an amen!) One who's handsome, smart and strong, (yes all three) One who loves to listen long, (without falling asleep) One who thinks before he speaks, (but still has his tongue) One who'll call, not wait for weeks I pray he's gainfully employed, (or has a ton of money) When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. (...and feet) Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind, (and more) Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. (I have cute friends) And as I pray beside my bed, Please don's send me the clown that I once had. (he really was a great guy) LOL.